an entire bottle of jack and two beers all for me. am i drunk yes. do i care no. are you all my main hood niggas yes.
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Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
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when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
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Watching “Midnight” when its dark and quiet. Maybe the creepiest Doctor Who episode ever
And now I’m all paranoid and spooked about the tiniest sounds. Its cool though, sleeping was getting too mainstream…
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